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Its all just getting a little outta hand here. This is pathetic. Now dressing up as Bob Marley, going to a private party, smoking a blunt, you will be considered a racist. Just a couple videos here for potential court cases.

Johannesburg – The behaviour of two University of Pretoria students
who dressed up as black domestic workers was “completely unacceptable”,  the institution said on Wednesday.This comes after a photo of the two at a private party went viral, causing an online outrage.
The university has launched an investigation into the incident.

“The university… will not tolerate any form of discrimination and/or racist behaviour by any of its staff or students. The behaviour by the students in the photographs is completely unacceptable,” said university spokesperson Nicolize Mulder.Sauce

 

 

 


With the creation of computers, the Internet and geekdom, coders have always left their mark on programs, websites and anything that is worth having fun on, also called an easter egg.

An Easter egg is an intentional inside joke, hidden message, or feature in a work such as a computer program, video game, movie, book, or crossword. According to game designer Warren Robinett, the term was coined at Atari by personnel who were alerted to the presence of a secret message which had been hidden by Robinett in his already widely distributed game, Adventure.

 

Easter egg, go to the Vogue website: Vogue.co.uk

On your keyboard, hit the arrow keys in the following sequence: up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right.
Then on your keyboard press the keys b, a, b, a and then enter.
To activate the easter egg hit A to get the fashionable T Rex’s to run across the screen with the latest winter fashions.

For more website with hidden easter eggs go to: http://konamicodesites.com/

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image001Scientists at CERN in Geneva have announced the discovery of the HEAVIEST element yet known to science!

AND yes . . . . .  it was discovered in South Africa !!!
The new element is Governmentium (Gv).  It has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic  mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded  by vast quantities of lefton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons or protons, it is absolutely inert.  However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes in contact.

A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction (which normally takes less than a second) to take from  four days to four years to complete. If at all.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2-6 years.  It does not decay but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium’s mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration (which is often). This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as little energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.  All of the money is consumed in the exchange, and no other by-products are produced.

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